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If It Ain't Enuff It's Too Much

by Softcore Syndicate

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1.
Delicious 04:10
Ahh! You’re too hot gotta dip my jimmies in an ice bucket Ooh! So cool pay a hundred thousand dollars just to watch you Just one touch Ain’t no such thing You got the stuff And if it ain’t enuff it’s too much Baby you got a whole Lotta what I need I wanna give you a private part Of me Just one touch Cha-ching Show me the money! You got the stuff And if it ain’t enuff it’s too much And if it is enuff it's Delicious Damn girl you're so fine I wore my birthday suit as a token of affection No there ain’t no rush Gotta take it slow so our love can grow I wanna know all the places on your body that never been kissed Lemme double check any inch I might have missed Like this And if it happens to be the right amount it's Delicious And if the amount of the unspecified thing is enuff it's Delicious If it ain’t enuff it’s too much Ow so hot - Like the mid-day sun on Laguna Beach Ooh so cool - A tall frosty glass of peach sweet tea Ow so hot - You got an ass to make a grown man scream Ooh so cool - Make a banana dream of whipped cream Ow so hot - I'm walking in the bedroom wearing sunscreen Ooh so cool - I gotta make you my Dairy Queen Ow so hot - You got an ass to make a grown man scream How could you be such a fine young thing?
2.
You might be suspicious of my intentions But I’ll be filing for a love extension No obligations to this substantial proposition My offer still stands for some  Back end bizness Limit one per customer First to be served first to cum Come on down and go get you some of that Back end bizness Fiscally conservative with liberal bedroom policies I gotta get you between the sheets for some Back end business baby If you been perusing for something nutritious Put me in your shopping cart and  Get me off  Your wishlist Buy one get one free If your predilection is for something more prodigious I could be your huckleberry  Tuck me back  For Christmas My kisses Buy one get one free My kisses Five for the price of three Now we’re back in business Can you feel my overhead enlargen  At the prospect of your profit margin? Not even all of the gold in the vault at Fort Knox could cover Half the cost of what you could be chargin' Ooh baby it’s a bargain Now we're back in bizness baby
3.
Cruisin' the streets in a gentlemanly fashion I rolled up and you asked me "What is your passion?" I said I’m searchin' for a sexy transaction  Baby let's go for a ride I parked the car just to admire your fitness I said I love you You said "Mind your own bizness" Then I looked over and with God as my witness  People were watching us grind You rev my motor with the slightest affection  You get me going in the right direction  If people see us it's not even a question Viewer discretion advised  Viewer discretion  Discretion advised Pubic publicity is so very nice If people see us it’s not even a question  Viewer discretion advised I got so excited from our sexhibition  Your lovin' made me a man on a mission Took you to Wal-Mart to commence with the squishin'  We made some headlines in the magazine section  To electronics for some surge protection Then to the meat counter for a hot beef injection Clean up on aisle sixty nine We're not too concerned with any repercussions  Even though we know it's sexual misconduction Yeah when we make it it's a stage production  Viewer discretion advised  You got me grinding with the finest precision  When we makin' love it's like a head-on collision But if that's more than one would like to envision Viewer Discretion Advised
4.
I want to be your freak Gonna make love to you Love to you  Inside under and onto you It's what I'm gonna do My baby goo You know it's true If I can make it to you Make it through the night See I'm on the road On the road Goin' for the gold Rollin' on  Bringin' you a heavy load And I’m prone to bone  All alone Just gotta make it home alright I want to be your freak But your lovin' got me fallin' asleep at the wheel again It could be so sweet But your lovin' got me fallin' asleep at the wheel again Your available booty butt So aromatic flavorful and immaculate  I gotta savor every grunt you make when I get up in them guts  My Alabama woolly mammoth is hangin' out my banana hammock Got a good idea just where to cram it No ifs ands or buts
5.
All Up in It 03:53
If I can hit it If I can get it up If I can hit it I'm gon' get it  All up in it If I can hit it  If I can get it in If I can hit it I’m gon' get it All up in it I'm just a soldier on the battlefield of love babe With just my pleasure gun and two sex grenades But I surrender honey make me your slave Drop that bomb badonkadonk and then blow me away! You been convicted of the crime of bein' sexy You got no clue how much each move you make affects me I'm gonna cuff you Read you your rights Strip search and frisk you in my bedroom tonight I wanna be your filthy robot love monkey babay Yeaaaaaaaaaah I wanna be your r*t*rd*d badonkadonk funkin' honkey Your slut donkey I’ll be foreclosing on your dingleberry farm I’ll need to repossess your assets in the back barn Cluck like a chicken Lay me some eggs I wanna make an omelette between your legs
6.
Well you ain't the first and you won't be the last baby And if you can't shake your booty you can kiss my lily white ass I ain’t a squirrel but I’s about to bust a nut When I saw your cute little butt gettin' stuck in a rut Gotta move it or lose it Gotta make your hips swing I’m coming to dig you out with my scorpion  My scorpion  Scorpion sting Well ya ain’t the first and you won’t be the only one And did I fail to mention my intention to pinch your cinnamon buns? Your papa always told you that you better beware There's a Drrty critter creepin' in the shadows out there Don’t you go cryin' back to mama cuz she can't do a thing You'll never recover from my scorpion  My scorpion  Scorpion sting It ain't no secret and you know you shoulda known better It's gettin' puffier and redder Exchangin' pain for so much pleasure My scorpion sting Ooh-hoo Scorpion sting Ow! Ooh-hoo yeah You know what I mean You know that you and I ain't gonna live forever Exchangin' pain for so much pleasure My scorpion sting
7.
I walked in the waiting room and I nearly creamed my jeans You just might be the finest lookin specimen I ever done did see I examined your behind and I nearly went Code Blue I been waitin for a patient who got a whole lotta what you do Let’s get fizical baby Honey lady I’m OG OBGYN Imma write you a prescription for a Drrty dickin' Gonna give you an injection but it ain’t gonna hurt a bit Between the sheets I can guarantee you won’t need no second opinion You are on my mind I wanna get you off Let’s get fizical baby Take my hand and follow I got a hard pill for you to swallow Let’s get fizical baby Lets getcha up on this table  Hey  So I can take a nice long look What I’m about to do to you woman they can’t teach in no anatomy book Maybe considered malpractice but the fact is I don’t believe in taboo I’d lose my medical license just to get a lil' freaky witchu You are on my mind I wanna get you off Let’s get fizical baby I been workin' pro bono In case you don’t know Let’s get physical baby Turn your head and cough You are on my mind I wanna get you off Let’s get fizical baby I was checking your chart And girl you stole my heart Let’s get fizical baby Turn your head and cough You been on my mind I wanna get you off Let’s get fizical baby Baby girl I’m enamored Wanna be giving you the best of my bedside manner Let’s get fizical baby Turn your head and cough
8.
9.
High Times 08:51
High times I light up the night I got the stuff you want and the price is quite nice we Get high on my supply  Ooh it’s dynomite  Get funked up on this junk and you gonna get feisty First one is free baby It’s on me  If you overdose I’ll be hosin' you down where you’re thirsty Pure uncut naturally cultivated honey Once you had a taste you gonna want it in the worst way So don’t be trippin'  Get with the picture Quit bitchin'  Since you been searching for a fix to flip your switch don’t chicken out I got no doubt this funk will getcha up and out of the dumps So quit your hatin' girl c’mon and get your booty shakin’ You been gettin' wrecked And you need to be corrected Drrty’s got the drug but it ain’t snorted or injected Put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on Girl I do suspect I am the man you want erected Imma get your body nekkid just as you expected  Let’s put the needle on the record And let the high times roll on Yes we're gonna let the high times roll on babe Red Rover Red Rover Let Drrty come over My dogs are barkin' baby and they’re sniffing for your kitty Dressed to the nines She’s a dime She’s so fine Elegant intelligent and oh so very pretty If I may be so bold I must say you’re stone cold Need to loosen up your morals need to get your lil' squishy Come on get with me But then I gotsta go  I can't say thatcha need me but I know you're gonna miss me So watcha waitin' for come on and get your butt gyratin'? I wanna be abreast of your feminine perspective To get your body sexed up is my masculine directive Put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on  I thought that you should know your booty oughta be respected Now let me take a minute or two just to inspect it We’ll put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on  Girl our bodies ought to become carnally connected I got some new positions that need to be perfected We’ll put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on   Yes we're gonna let the high times roll on

about

All songs by Drrty Dick Dangle

Recorded and mixed by Daniel Glascock 2015-2020

Additional mixing, recording, and mastered by Luke Tweedy at Flat Black Studios 2021



To whom it may concern,
This album is an invitation and an emanation of good vibes to any and all suckers, haters, posers, chumps, prudes, neuters, fools, buzz-kills, and the dancefloor averse. Get up off your goofy ass, and get moving. Quit bitching and whining and worrying about what you didn't do or what could happen to you. You gotta shake what the sweet baby Jesus gave you before your cottage cheese curdles and your stinky butt gets stuck in a girdle. If it's your preference, then make it your purpose. If it is worth it, then maybe it's perfect. When this truth inevitably makes itself available to your brain, you can trust in the thrust of my love:
if it ain't enuff it's too much.

XOXO Drrty Dick

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released December 21, 2022

JACKET ART & BOOKLET DESIGN: Nibera [www.nibera.eu]


SOFTCORE SYNDICATE:
Drrty Dick Dangle - Moans, Groans, Whispers, Squeals
Steve Lovecraft - Noodles, Fuzzy-whuppets, String-a-dings
Daniel Glascock - Pops, Booty smacks, Fizzles, Scissors

All thanks to our past, present, and future Syndicate collaborators, especially:
Travis Baker, Joel Bonner, Bobby Gamage, Nate Holt, Sam Piper, Luke Tweedy, Ross Williams
And love and gratitude to my family and friends.

EQUIPMENT USED FOR THIS RECORDING:
Boss DR-880
Dave Smith Instruments Prophet Rev2 (16 voice)
Dave Smith/Tom Oberheim OB-6
Echo Fix EF-X2
Elektron Octatrack (Rhythm Ace samples)
E-Mu Vintage Keys Plus
Fender Guitars
Focusrite 18i20
Korg DDD-1
Korg DW-8000
Korg Monologue
Korg MS-10
Korg Poly 800
Moog Grandmother
Moog Opus 3
Neumann TLM 193
Oberheim Matrix-1000
Pro Tools 11
Roland Juno Gi
Roland JX3P
Roland MKS-30
Roland SH-01a
Roland TB-3
Roland TR-8 (606/7X7/808/909)
Roland TR-626 (LinnDrum/LM-1/DMX samples)
Sequential Circuits Pro3 SE
Shure SM7B
Yamaha DX-27
Yamaha Reface CP
Yamaha Acoustic Guitar
Various Boss, Digitech, Earthquaker Devices, MXR, Strymon, and Xotic pedals

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