Well, Johnny come lately cuz you told him to do it
He'll put it where you want it just to see if the screw fits
Spray it don't say it, mmm-mmm, good to the last drop
Bottom line, it's a fine predicament pickin' out who's gonna get on top
When slops on

Well, you can take this pretty little face of mine and shove it
Waaay down where the sun don't shine
I'd be just fine with that
Give my mustache a meat hat
Total degradation
You can nibble my kibbles and bacon bits like a rubber chew toy
Turn this big-hogged dog into a good boy
Woof-woof, baby
Total degradation

I'm an up and cummer, ready and willing for my screen debut
I can do what it takes to get the part if what it takes is to get lewd
I'll smell the glove, suck it up with a smile-to-boot
We'll get off on the right foot or whichever one's in the mood

You can use me like a filthy rag
You caught me half in the bag, on a ball 'n' chain with a ball gag
If it ain't pullin' yer pud, don't be a fuddy-duddy, daddy
Total degradation
You can catch me cosplaying as a futanari
I'll take your tentacles on a Japanese safari
Mmm, lick my carry and conceal calamari, and you won't be sorry
Total degradation
You might go so far as to call me the king of bukkakke
I got my Prince Albert in your can, and we makin' sweet souvlaki
*sniff* Smells like some crack teriyaki
Total degradation
I know a few MILFs who might find it kinky
To inspect my nappy when I make a stinky
I'll dutch-oven that blankie while you work on my binkie, baby-mamma
Total degradation
And I ain't even shy about it


My love explodes all over the world for you, just you
My love explodes in diamonds and pearls for you, yes you