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High Times EP

by Softcore Syndicate

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High Times 08:42
High Times I light up the night I got the stuff you want, and the price is quite nice We get high on my supply, oooh It's dy-no-myte Get funked up on this junk and you're gonna get feisty First one is free, baby, It's on me If you overdose I'll be hosing you down when you're thirsty Pure, uncut, naturally cultivated, honey Once you had a taste you're gonna want it in the worst way So don't be trippin' Get wit the picture, quit bitchin' Since you been searching for a fix to flip your switch Don't chicken out I got no doubt this funk'll getcha up and out of the dumps So quit yer hatin' girl Come on and get yer booty shakin' You been gettin' wrecked and you need to be corrected Drrty got the drug but it ain't snorted or injected Put the needle on the record, and let the high times roll on Girl, I do suspect I am the man you want erected Imma get yer body nekkid just as you expected Let's put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on Yes we're gonna let the high times roll on Red rover, red rover, let Drrty come over My dogs are barkin' baby, and they're sniffin' fer yer kitty Dressed to the nines, she's a dime, she's soooo fine Elegant, intelligent, and oh so very pretty If I may be so bold I must say, you're stone cold Need to loosen up your morals, gotta getcha lil' squishy C'mon get with me, but then I gotsta go I can't say that you need me, but I know you're gonna miss me So don't be trippin', get with the picture, quit bitchin' Since you been searchin' for a fix to flip your switch don't chicken out I got no doubt this stuff will getcha up and out of the dumps So watcha waitin' for? C'mon and get yer butt gyratin' I wanna be abreast of your feminine perspective To get your body sexed up is my masculine directive Put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on I thought that you should know your booty oughta be respected Now let me take a minute or two just to inspect it Put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on Girl our bodies ought to become carnally connected I got some new positions that need to be perfected We'll put the needle on the record and let the high times roll on Yes we're gonna let the high times roll on, baby Gonna let the high times roll on Booty shakin' Butt gyratin'
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Well, Johnny come lately cuz you told him to do it He'll put it where you want it just to see if the screw fits Spray it don't say it, mmm-mmm, good to the last drop Bottom line, it's a fine predicament pickin' out who's gonna get on top When slops on Well, you can take this pretty little face of mine and shove it Waaay down where the sun don't shine I'd be just fine with that Give my mustache a meat hat Total degradation You can nibble my kibbles and bacon bits like a rubber chew toy Turn this big-hogged dog into a good boy Woof-woof, baby Total degradation I'm an up and cummer, ready and willing for my screen debut I can do what it takes to get the part if what it takes is to get lewd I'll smell the glove, suck it up with a smile-to-boot We'll get off on the right foot or whichever one's in the mood You can use me like a filthy rag You caught me half in the bag, on a ball 'n' chain with a ball gag If it ain't pullin' yer pud, don't be a fuddy-duddy, daddy Total degradation You can catch me cosplaying as a futanari I'll take your tentacles on a Japanese safari Mmm, lick my carry and conceal calamari, and you won't be sorry Total degradation You might go so far as to call me the king of bukkakke I got my Prince Albert in your can, and we makin' sweet souvlaki *sniff* Smells like some crack teriyaki Total degradation I know a few MILFs who might find it kinky To inspect my nappy when I make a stinky I'll dutch-oven that blankie while you work on my binkie, baby-mamma Total degradation And I ain't even shy about it My love explodes all over the world for you, just you My love explodes in diamonds and pearls for you, yes you
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Baby Goo 06:55
Come away with me I know a place where we can go All around the world without any clothes on Before this night is through in this pink and sexy room I'll have the honor and the pleasure to get on it like I want it Oh yes, your booty is my duty Imma let loose my baby goo Well, Mamma said "You got lemon's then ya better make lemonade" But my baby wants my baby goo to make babies everyday I get the fear, you see the look that comes upon my face If I don't want no baby mamma, Better get my baby batter right out of her place You hasten as I hearken to the barkin' of your stark naked fartin' body part I harden as you're lickin' on the thing that I'm stickin' in yer tooty fruity mouth As soon as we get truckin' it's like stuffin' a turducken quackin' Cock-a-gobble-doo Then we do it, end up spewin', and it's truly a moving monumental moment of baby goo Mamma said "You got lemons, well you better make lemonade But don't forget the fact that around the back is where all the fudge is made Jump on in, take a swim, goin' in and out slow like an old accordion And for extra fun, double bag it son, and do it all over again" Baby goo What am I gonna do with you? You take a look in my eyes, baby girl And you watch out for that baby goo, ooh ooh ooh yes Here it comes baby

about

ORBS present the second to last single from the upcoming Softcore Syndicate LP - MAGNUM DANGUS

HIGH TIMES
A spiked and laced disco jam worming its tune out of a broken boom box in the alley way behind Studio 54. Imagine the Bee Gees ON WEED, bro - the WEED GEES, dude! Or Ouija-eeze? Anyway, it's probably the most saturated groove you'll hear today so burn one down au naturale like Matthew McConaughey running his bongos through a Roland RE-201 space echo and let the sound-on-sound grind your troubles into bubbles.

DRRTY 'N' NASSTY
Is it a remix? Is it an alternate mix? Is it a cash grab? Whatever it is, it ain't lazy - it's a hazy cloud of loud gravy made of a sub-frequency 303 line slamming the converted tornado warning sirens of the PA at the local Firestation. The high times literally roll on with this dubbed out cosmiche continuation of the title track.

TOTAL DEGRADATION
Since the birth of the Syndicate, fun and scary have never been mutually exclusive, and this track might cause trauma and disturbing thought patterns in more impressionable listeners. Don't Google anything in the lyrics, but DO Google The Dukes of Stratosphear. Despite its dark undertones, the song is a melting pot of funk, goth, and UK dubstep designed to get Hans Zimmer's rump shakin' at the AVN awards.

BABY GOO
No VHS tapes were harmed in the making of this silky smooth sex jam. An epic R'n'B joint over a decade in the making, "Baby Goo" is an invitation and a warning never to over-measure your pleasure and to always treasure your treacle you sneaky peeker. Lube up your ear-holes for a journey down a tube of psychedelic beauty and out into the known and unknown nether-worlds of your lover's booty.

credits

released May 19, 2022

Softcore Syndicate is:
Drrty Dick Dangle, Esq. - lyrics and vocals
Dr. Steve Lovecraft - synths, samplers, strings, and sybians
Daniel Glascock - drum machines, programming, and sound design

HIGH TIMES
Recorded and mixed by Daniel Glascock
Mastered by Luke Tweedy at Flat Black Studios

Tracks 2-4
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Daniel Glascock at ORBS 2016-2022

Track 3 contains an interpolation of "My Love Explodes" by The Dukes of Stratosphear - written by "Sir John Johns" a.k.a. Andy Partridge

Thank you to the hard-working ladies who made "Baby Goo" a melodious cacophony of love. Your sacrifices did not go unnoticed, and your dedication did not go unrewarded.

Cover art by Nibera, check out more of her art and photography at nibera.eu

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Ongoing umbrella project for all musical and sound design pursuits by Daniel Glascock

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